Best Ever DIY Anti-Aging Beauty Balm

Children do not appreciate their beautiful skin. It’s like yes, little Kiki, go poop your pants in the sandbox with your flawless, poreless face while I go try to pick up a man with three crow’s feet, a forehead full of wrinkles, and a nice little touch of discoloration. Unfairness I tell you. I’m 28 and I haven’t tried botox or any of that yet (not … Continue reading Best Ever DIY Anti-Aging Beauty Balm

Turkey Dog Sandwich on Grain-Free Bread

I’m obsessed with this bread! It’s the best homemade grain-free/gluten-free bread ever. Seriously, anything would be good on it. Recipe for bread: Ingredients: 3 tbsp. flax meal 1/4 tsp. baking powder 1/4 tsp. paprika pinch of sea salt, garlic powder, and onion powder 1 tbsp. coconut oil (melted) + a little extra for pan 1 tbsp. water 1 large egg Mix all ingredients very well … Continue reading Turkey Dog Sandwich on Grain-Free Bread

Crispy Baked Chicken Wings

I could eat these and only these for the rest of my life and be perfectly happy. They’re so crispy and tender and pretty much the best wings I’ve ever made/tasted. Plus, they don’t have any crappy ingredients, so you can stuff your face with them and not feel the least bit guilty. Ingredients: pack of organic, free range chicken wings (1 lb.) 2 tbsp. organic apple … Continue reading Crispy Baked Chicken Wings