Best Ever DIY Anti-Aging Beauty Balm

Children do not appreciate their beautiful skin. It’s like yes, little Kiki, go poop your pants in the sandbox with your flawless, poreless face while I go try to pick up a man with three crow’s feet, a forehead full of wrinkles, and a nice little touch of discoloration. Unfairness I tell you. I’m 28 and I haven’t tried botox or any of that yet (not … Continue reading Best Ever DIY Anti-Aging Beauty Balm

Champagne Look on a Beer Budget: 10 Ways to Save Money on Beauty Products

  Sephora is a heavenly and magical place, but some of that stuff is just a waste of money. If you’ve got it to blow, then power to ya. But if you’re cheap like me, I gotchu. Don’t buy blush – all you gotta do it get a $1 tube of light pink lipstick from Target or CVS or wherever and dab it on your … Continue reading Champagne Look on a Beer Budget: 10 Ways to Save Money on Beauty Products

The Worst Meats You Could Possibly Eat

A lot of “healthy” meats today are ruined by the use of hormones, antibiotics, and inhumane farming practices. But if you buy organic, you can usually surpass all the chemicals and carcinogens. However, there are some meats that are just plain bad for you – organic or not. Pork I used to be the biggest pork eater on the planet, no lie. If it had bacon … Continue reading The Worst Meats You Could Possibly Eat

10 “Healthy” Foods That Aren’t Really Healthy

Clever marketing tactics can really screw with our interpretation of healthy eating. Most of what we’ve been told is a whole bunch of yucky, processed bologna. Here’s the real dealio on these so-called “health” foods. 1) Soy Milk Soy milk is not some amazing vegan elixir. It’s actually very unhealthy. It screws up your digestive system, thyroid, and hormones, which can lead to cancer. In addition, most soy in the U.S. is … Continue reading 10 “Healthy” Foods That Aren’t Really Healthy

Nasty Nine: 9 Foods That Screw Up Your Health

1) Dairy Dairy is very acidic and mucus forming, causing it to wreak havoc on your digestive system. This leads to digestive issues, gross skin, and hormonal imbalances. 2) GMOs Plain and simple, genetically modified foods are artificial foods that our bodies weren’t designed to consume. They may look and taste the same as the real thing, but they’re not. They screw up your insides, give you cancer, … Continue reading Nasty Nine: 9 Foods That Screw Up Your Health